Bohemian Writers Club

Bohemian Writers' Club

Happy Meal

by Mark de Rond

 

when I told my mum and dad that one of the boys at school liked boys more than girls

my father scoffed and let one wrist go limp 

from the armrest on the chair from where he watched the footie

while from the kitchen my mother said it was a sickness

 

going up to my room I knew I shouldn’t have said anything 

so they wouldn’t know that I made up the story of the boy at my school

 

on my thirteenth birthday they gave me a smartphone, 

and I used it to open a Facebook account 

and one on Instagram and on TikTok

to find people to help me understand me

 

online I made friends who didn’t mind that I was younger

and who understood my sickness because they had it too

and that’s how I learned about my body and theirs

and the different ways men feel good with other men

 

when one of them suggested we meet I said sure 

and we met

and he said Let’s get on with it

and maybe because he was more experienced it felt quite nice

though not as special for him as it was for me

because I never heard from him again

 

after him I met with another man I’d been talking to online

who sent me photos of dogs that he promised to bring to the park and then didn’t

but did say he would tell them about me after we were done

 

and I met a third man who brought me a Happy Meal 

and a fourth who wore my dad’s aftershave

and a fifth who wouldn’t stop crying after

 

since then I have met many men

and they’re mostly careful

except the one who slapped me around

 

and so I told my parents that I got into a fight at school

and my dad said how proud he was and told everyone that I was becoming a man

he took me on his shoulders and paraded me around the neighbourhood

and let me taste his beer and so that was nice

 

then when I was thirty I started therapy 

to help me deal with the trauma

of my homophobic parents

 

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